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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
11:11 AM
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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please dont park your farking cars right behing your other farking car because it creates one big mess and others cant back out of their parking spots.
I hope you get a good price on your house.
Dear Neighbor,
You are welcome
Please stop bringing home the farking daycare when you get off work. You don't have kids, but apparently you want to annoy the whole building as if you did! Some of us work long days and even weekends, and I can't sleep when you have 50 circus freaks running around your apartment.
Also, keep your radio down. I doubt anyone in this building wants to hear Justin Timberlake's newest CD at 7:30 in the morning while you get ready for work. Some of us like to sleep in on our days off!!!!
Teach your friends some manners and patience! This maybe the first time you've ever lived on your own and you want to party hard and look cool and all, but the dirty looks they give me and my ONE guest has got to stop. Technically you are not even supposed to park that close (reserved for tenants) and you certainly don't have to threaten to take someone's door off just for one space closer to your apt!
Dear Neighbor #3:
Die already! Everytime you hack up a lung, I throw up in my mouth a little! And yes I turn the TV up louder so I don't have to listen to it!
I've never met you. Where is my fruit pie/cake/jello?
My lawn looks better than yours
Since we live in a duplex and share a common wall, please ask your heathens to walk nicely up/down the stairs. I'm tired of my wall hangings rattling because they run up and down the steps nonstop. While you're at it, please ask them not to stand in the middle of the stairs and jump down, as it sounds like a bomb has just exploded.
I hate to be so picky but could you ask your bratty ass kids and their cousins to stop swinging golf clubs and balls around in the yard, as they've already put two dents in my vehicle. I know you don't respect anything you own but I care about my things and don't appreciate your children ruining my canopy on my porch swing, popping my child's bike tire, or ruining their other toys.
Lastly (for now), could you ask them to stop spitting farking chewing gum on the ground when they're done with it. Not only is it gross and unsightly but I'm sick and damn tired of it ended up on the bottom of all of our shoes!
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If you come into the end of my driveway again to hit my dog or shoot another beebee into my window HOPE I call the cops.
Come over some time when you're sober! You seem like a really nice girl and I'd like to talk to you when you aren't drunk.
Please put your used cigarettes in your own trashcan or ashtray and stop flicking them from your balcony. The yard may be shared, but it is not a trashcan, nor is my car to be used for target practice!!!! And not to mention you should be careful what you pour on on your deck too--I really am right below you and I know its not raining!!!
I am so glad that you are an animal lover just like us. However, is it really necessary to have 50 cats .... outdoor cats. My cars are covered in kitty prints. There have been four to have kittens in my garage and my kids are not allowed to play in their sandbox anymore.
If you don't stop screaming "God Damn It', "Shit", and other expletives, making loud grunts in frustration, or your latest adventure in rapping "Rappers-Delight" for 8 straight minutes, I'm going to shove your keyboard down your throat.
Sincerely,
Your pissed off neighbor
Thank you for informing us of the oversized wood rat trying to make its way into our attic; however, it is not acceptable to sit with a flash light trained on our house at one am in the morning when we got rid of the rat 4 hours previously.
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If you don't stop screaming "God Damn It', "Shit", and other expletives, making loud grunts in frustration, or your latest adventure in rapping "Rappers-Delight" for 8 straight minutes, I'm going to shove your keyboard down your throat.
Sincerely,
Your pissed off neighbor