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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
11:11 AM
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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I do sincerely thank you for shearing off the metal hooves you were previously sporting, however, replacing the sound of metal on wood with what you consider to be musical intonations of the vocal chords leaves a lot to be desired. I keep expecting your spirit to rise up through the floorboards on it's travels to another astral plane. Please desist. You're giving me daymares.
If you have visitors, please tell them that driving up to the house and honking is not appreciated. Use your phone to call them or get off your lazy bum and walk the 10 steps to the front door and ring the bell.
Thank you.
YOUR dog is not MY dog. Please stop sending it over here to eat, and tear up my plants. I have 3 dogs and 3 cats of my own. Kthanx.
Please pick up your trash. I am tired of cleaning it up from my yard every time the wind blows. Also how about getting a leash for your dog. My kids would like to play in the back yard. Another thing. How about mowing more than once during the summer. The tall grass looks nasty and when you finally do mow you stir up snakes and send them into my yard.
Thank you
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Boxer briefs are still considered underwear, and I don't want to see yours when you are out on your deck.
Ew,
KTM
Please stop doing whatever the hell it is you do to your two toddlers that make them cry 24/7. I would like to be able to hear what is going on in my own condo and could care less about your bratty kids. I am tired of having to keep the tv or radio on at all times when i am home to attempt to drown them out. Seriously, they don't stop until the finally fall asleep. I've caught myself yelling shut up when it starts to really get on my nerves, and that is just rude of me, so please shut them up yourselves. I am beginning to wonder if I should call child services because no kid should cry all freakin day.
Thanks
* i feel better now
Adios Neighbor!
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You look pretty hot coming home from work, do you think you could leave the blinds open and turn on a light or two when I walk by at night so I can see your stuff.
Thnx
If you have any further questions about the fence I am putting up, feel free to contact my lawyer.
Oh and stay the fark off my property. And if you try to talk to my mother again, she has been advised by us to yell "Rape" really loudly.
Signed,
Bitch Next Door
Congratulations on being preggo with your second little hellian. Yes, I'll get right on that so we can be SAHM BFF's because my personal choice of when to begin to gestate a fetus inside my body is totally your business.
Congratulations on being preggo with your second little hellian. Yes, I'll get right on that so we can be SAHM BFF's because my personal choice of when to begin to gestate a fetus inside my body is totally your business.
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I'm glad you think your little "darling" should be able to roam freely, but I DO NOT offer free babysitting services! I'm tired of her coming over to play outside with my kids and acting like a complete brat! She fits the stereotype of an only child perfectly!
kthanx
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While I understand your not wanting to have your car stolen, do you really think anyone is going to steal your 1990's POC? The only thing that's going to come near your cr@p on wheels is the neighbors cat, who thinks it's fun to set off the alarm every couple of nights. So enough already, turn off the alarm and leave it off so all of the neighbors can get some sleep!