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Dear Neighbor

3,085 859 June 11, 2008 at 11:11 AM in Question
Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.

Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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GeminiiGirl
11-06-2008 at 04:56 PM.
11-06-2008 at 04:56 PM.
dear neighbor,

dog's shit and piss is stinky. get over it.
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HeadChef
11-06-2008 at 06:38 PM.
11-06-2008 at 06:38 PM.
Dear Neighbors,

I understand you all are very conservative Christians and believe homosexuality is a sin. However, the police are not amused with that fact being your excuse for throwing a bottle at my best friend and his boyfriend. And, stop calling me "Satan's Whore" because I'm pursuing a degree in evolutionary biology. How do you know my major anyway?
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colleend
11-06-2008 at 06:47 PM.
11-06-2008 at 06:47 PM.
Dear Nieghbors
I know the weekends are made for us to do housework, yardwork etc. but can you please wait until at least 9AM on Sunday morning to build your shed instead of 6AM?
ThanksRoll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Randomclarity
11-15-2008 at 11:55 AM.
11-15-2008 at 11:55 AM.
I have to vent!! I know my neighbor letter is a bit long,I apologize a head of time and feel free to ignore it! I've got to get it off my chest and this thread seems like an appropriate place to do so!

Dear Neighbor,
I did not report you to Animal Control. You need to stop making faces, yelling and throwing things every time my husband or I leave the house. If one of the rocks or sticks damages my vehicles I will press charges. So far you've been lucky your aim is not that great.

I have attempted to talk to you about this in a civilized manner and I get the same reaction each time, you just want to call me names and yell belligerently. I wish you would listen. Whomever called animal control is concerned about the well being of the 3 dogs you keep tied up outside without water, shelter or food. In the past I have taken food & water to your dogs, I would rather take care of the problem than wait for the city to do something. Whoever called animal control didn't know your address, you have no visible house numbers. The complaint was filed for the house on the corner, which could mean your house or mine. They choose to visit my house even though your dogs were outside tied up and my dog was inside my house, not to mention I have a fenced in yard. I still have a copy of the the complaint that was intended for you. So not only are you harassing me for no reason, I was inconvenienced by Animal Control because of your negligence and had to prove to them my dog is very well taken care of before they figured out you were intended to receive the complaint. Get your stories straight before you start attacking someone. I have numerous videos and pictures displaying your violent actions towards me and my family, please stop, you will regret it if you don't. I am very sorry animal control has required a daily inspection of your dogs and how they live, but honestly I think it's in the best interest of your dogs for them to continue the inspections. So please let it go, find the person who did file the complaint harass them, leave my family and I alone.
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Derek22
11-15-2008 at 11:58 AM.
11-15-2008 at 11:58 AM.
Dear Neighbor, what did you see in your wife, she must be good in bed, oh and by the way charcoal grills are so old school. And no matter how often you clean your car , it's still a piece of crap, its a Kia !!!!
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Bethlyn184
11-15-2008 at 12:34 PM.
11-15-2008 at 12:34 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

Please stop asking to borrow my phone, a cup of sugar, milk for your coffee and to see if I have any cigarettes. First of all, its not my fault that you will not pay the money to have a phone installed at your apt nor is it my fault your slob of a 16 year old son uses all your sugar to make kool aid. If the slob uses 10 lbs of sugar a month - try picking up a 2 lbs bag for yourself and hiding it in your closet or something. Also, please tell the same slob not to call my puppies towards the road/fence. There is an electric fence installed as I do not want them to become road kill. By the way, my family does not smoke and the fact is that your slum lord of a landlord has depreciated the whole neighborhood. Finally, I do not give a crap that you are down on your luck, having a bad day or miss having your family around.
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redjen910
11-15-2008 at 01:31 PM.
11-15-2008 at 01:31 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

We do not have the same taste in music. Turn it down. Now.
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smiley333
11-15-2008 at 01:55 PM.
11-15-2008 at 01:55 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

Bigeye Why oh why are your Christmas lights up and on already?? Annoyed
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Emrys
11-15-2008 at 02:28 PM.
11-15-2008 at 02:28 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

I'm happy you have a riding mower for your tiny postage stamp of a front lawn. Please learn to use the throttle. The two hours it takes you to crawl your way to the perfect lawn is painful to watch. Or use scissors; it would be faster.
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HeyLookItsMe
11-15-2008 at 03:47 PM.
11-15-2008 at 03:47 PM.
Quote from smiley333 :
Dear Neighbor,

Bigeye Why oh why are your Christmas lights up and on already?? Annoyed
cause they are pretty.....
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smiley333
12-05-2008 at 12:29 PM.
12-05-2008 at 12:29 PM.
Dear Neighbor 1 blk away:

I just returned from walking 2 puppies. From across the street I am greeted with a cheery HI! Wave from your adorable, big brown eyed, 4 year old son. This is not the first time I've seen him outside alone with car keys. Annoyed He's say's "I'm going to get something from mommy's car!" ... I'm thinking hmmm... where's mommy? He's in the front seat playing around, then gets out. I tell him to go back inside.

I continue my walk, then turn back around. Bigeye He now has the trunk open which is full of shopping bags!. Rofl2 bulb Christmas presents! He grabs a toy, reads it and says "For boy or girl 2-4, that me!"

EEK! I decide he probably shouldn't be in the trunk sneaking a peak at his presents, nor outside alone for so long with car keys. I kept thinking the mom would appear at any moment. look around Told him those might be Christmas presents and he should close the trunk, then I decided to make sure he went inside and was going to mention his escapade to mom. He then opens their front door and accidently lets out two huge dogs. (I Love Lucy scene here) Meanwhile, my puppies have wrapped me up tight in the leashes. Help I said go get your mom so she can get your doggies. He says she's sleeping! It's 11:30...by the way. Anyhoo, I ring doorbell, no answer, manage to untangle myself, catch her dogs and get them and the child back inside. Still no sign of mom. I leave to the sound of the boy tapping on the window to say good bye... keys still in hand. laugh out loud

...So, Mom, thought you might like to know what you missed while you were sleeping. Please take better care of your child. I could have been anyone, and a 4 year old should not be outside alone with car keys. I worry about him. Oh, and PS: He saw his Christmas pressies!
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rayzac | Staff
12-05-2008 at 12:32 PM.
12-05-2008 at 12:32 PM.
Popcorn
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smiley333
12-05-2008 at 12:34 PM.
12-05-2008 at 12:34 PM.
whut? laugh out loud
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luckykitti
12-05-2008 at 12:34 PM.
12-05-2008 at 12:34 PM.
LMAO thanks for the laugh smiley High Five
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funstufftia
12-05-2008 at 01:16 PM.
12-05-2008 at 01:16 PM.
bounce I hear you on this one. I was driving at a outlet mall and a 3 year old kid is standing in the middle of the road. I put it in park and figure the parents would come running out of the store to get their kid. Nope... Had to get out of the car and walk the kid to the side walk not knowing which store the sitter or parent is at.. and finally the mother comes out and snaches her kid and gives me a dirty look like I am trying to steal him and carries him into the store.

Quote from smiley333 :
Dear Neighbor 1 blk away:

I just returned from walking 2 puppies. From across the street I am greeted with a cheery HI! Wave from your adorable, big brown eyed, 4 year old son. This is not the first time I've seen him outside alone with car keys. Annoyed He's say's "I'm going to get something from mommy's car!" ... I'm thinking hmmm... where's mommy? He's in the front seat playing around, then gets out. I tell him to go back inside.

I continue my walk, then turn back around. Bigeye He now has the trunk open which is full of shopping bags!. Rofl2 bulb Christmas presents! He grabs a toy, reads it and says "For boy or girl 2-4, that me!"

EEK! I decide he probably shouldn't be in the trunk sneaking a peak at his presents, nor outside alone for so long with car keys. I kept thinking the mom would appear at any moment. look around Told him those might be Christmas presents and he should close the trunk, then I decided to make sure he went inside and was going to mention his escapade to mom. He then opens their front door and accidently lets out two huge dogs. (I Love Lucy scene here) Meanwhile, my puppies have wrapped me up tight in the leashes. Help I said go get your mom so she can get your doggies. He says she's sleeping! It's 11:30...by the way. Anyhoo, I ring doorbell, no answer, manage to untangle myself, catch her dogs and get them and the child back inside. Still no sign of mom. I leave to the sound of the boy tapping on the window to say good bye... keys still in hand. laugh out loud

...So, Mom, thought you might like to know what you missed while you were sleeping. Please take better care of your child. I could have been anyone, and a 4 year old should not be outside alone with car keys. I worry about him. Oh, and PS: He saw his Christmas pressies!
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