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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
11:11 AM
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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Please refrain from touching my belly.
-Norgechica
I realize you're old, widowed and lonely. However, I also know that you have a ton of friends as well as 3 grown children who live in the area. Therefore, I would really prefer that you call THEM instead of ME every time you want to chat or go to lunch or coffee. It's gotten to the point where I'm afraid to open my front door in case you see me. I don't know how many times I can say "no" gracefully without hurting your feelings, but quite honestly, I barely have enough time for my husband and children as it is. You're beginning to make me feel really, really guilty, which is beginning to make me feel really, really resentful. Eventually, I think I'm going to have to burn your house down just to make you move. This has been going on now for over 3 years, and quite frankly, I find you more annoying every time I see you.
Please, give up the hopes and dreams of being a professional drummer. All the practice for the last year and half has done little to improve. And when you play with your garage door up it echos through the neighborhood.
Dear other Neighbor: We could care less what you pick up in your trash runs. I really don't want to hear about all the stuff you see on your daily job as a trash collector. I also don't want to hear about my husband being so tired that he shouldn't be playing with my son out in the backyard. We both have jobs, and I don't appreciate your innuendos that the wife/woman should be the primary caretaker of the children. Get a ticket to the 21st century!
I know it was so exciting when we had the pool put in, and you all came out to watch it come hovering over the house on the crane. I know we talked and laughed and I assured you that you would all be welcome to come over and swim when the temperatures go into the high 90's in the summer.
Why did you have to ruin it by posting a note on my truck and calling the police to try to have it towed, when it was parked legally?
Yes, I know your handwriting.
No, you'll never be invited to my pool.
Schly
I know it was so exciting when we had the pool put in, and you all came out to watch it come hovering over the house on the crane. I know we talked and laughed and I assured you that you would all be welcome to come over and swim when the temperatures go into the high 90's in the summer.
Why did you have to ruin it by posting a note on my truck and calling the police to try to have it towed, when it was parked legally?
Yes, I know your handwriting.
No, you'll never be invited to my pool.
Schly
Dear Neighbor,
The front yard of our building is not an ashtray. We live on a nice street, and your choice to leave the butt of every farking cigarette you smoke in the front yard makes it look like third-rate trash lives here. Get back in your busted-up Cavalier with the whiskey plates and get the fark out of my building.
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every single day you leave your house and your 2 dogs are left at home, alone, barking constantly. all i hear is their yippy, high pitch barking and it's driving me insane. if it doesnt stop, one of these days i'll snap. maybe if you didnt lock them up in the garage, they wouldnt do that.
signed,
very annoyed by your yip yappy dogs
No pool for them. And it's not as if I have that ugly of a vehicle, or the neighborhood is all that nice.
I belong to this forum where people write letters to their neighbors... the problem is, I think half the neighbors are right and some of my fellow forum members are buttheads. Just wanted you to know. How are the kids?
Reading about everyone's neighbors...reminds me how great all of mine are and how sucky it's going be now that I have to move.
Stop being so damn rich and buying everything around my house up.
The 5 neigbors are now all gone, and so are the houses.
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Please keep your kids at home. I don't like them coming over every saturday and sunday at 9 am to play with my kids. Sometimes they don't feel like going over there and just want to play at home without you.