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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
11:11 AM
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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Thank you for: having quiet dogs in your yard, minding your own business, keeping your yard nice, being nice but not too friendly, never disturbing us and never complaing if we disturb you... Most of all thanks for being there when we need you...
Please never move!
My big ass German Sheppard can make it from the rock in my yard, to the invisible fence in 1.7 seconds. Can your beagle? While you are at it, the other neighbors wants to know why you can't pick up after your dog.
Thank you.
Dear Neighbor,
My big ass German Sheppard can make it from the rock in my yard, to the invisible fence in 1.7 seconds. Can your beagle? While you are at it, the other neighbors wants to know why you can't pick up after your dog.
Thank you.
FTFY.
Please, for the love of God and all that is good that He created, please take your gym back home and don't leave it on, under, or anywhere near your desk. Put it out in your car or something.
Thanks.
you do realize i car hear your baby crying waaaay over here? it sounds like she's downstairs in my home. hopefully soon it will get cold enough so you can shut the window and i wont hear it off and on all day long.
~ annoyed
Yes, your kids are cute and sweet and nice and play well with others.
But at 8 a.m. on a Saturday, guess what? I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!!!! Keep them home until at least 10.
Sincerely,
Disconnecting My Doorbell
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if you barely knock at the door- while we HAVE a doorbell, don't get upset if I grumble to come in! I can't tell the difference between that girly knock & my teen drumming... I've listened to you cry over everything from crap to boys- give me a break if I have a moment of frustration over ratatat-tatting on my door.
Cranky old lady- you are so very lucky that it was MY child you tried to do this to. Any other person would not have raised their children so. Mine are taught to respect ALL elders & let me deal with the crap, as such- it saved you from likely being strangled. Don't approach my children on my property unless you seriously wanna get hurt. If you see me standing there- I advise you to deal with me. I'm unleashing him next time.
Man that blows- you drive everyone crazy blowing your decks. I am so thankful to have you nearby with such a clean yard & deep woods that keep most of the others away from us!
Nutty lady- yeah, you ARE crazy. I like that in most of my friends- don't ever change!
Chinese lady with the poopy dog that drags that thing to MY YARD to take a dump... In my head I've imagined your face if you caught ME doing the same in your yard. Your dog isn't that cute that we enjoy mowing it's feces, we don't care if it is just peeing- our children play here and we don't wanna step in THAT either... The stuff has more diseases than I can list- that's WHY I put stuff on my lawn and across the roadway to keep that thing from even walking past this way anymore- glad you took a new direction, I don't miss seeing you!
Thank you for: having quiet dogs in your yard, minding your own business, keeping your yard nice, being nice but not too friendly, never disturbing us and never complaing if we disturb you... Most of all thanks for being there when we need you...
Please never move!
The other neighbors are Wonderful!! We love them. They are an older couple and they adore the kids. Whenever the kids get ready to go on the bus or come home the man always makes a point to stop and say something to the kids. He gave my daughter a dollar before because he said he always enjoys her singing on her way home from the bus stop. Another time..when they found out Patrick lost his job...he walked down here and gave us a 25 (or 50?) dollar Kroger's gift card. It was completely beyond anything I ever guessed they would do. I really like them a lot.
/sarcasm
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I seen you coming up the road today. My question is why?? You have no reason for being up on this hill, you live down the road. I guess you bf is drunk AGAIN, as he was in the passenger side of the car.
I personally want you to know, I will kick your ass, if you start anymore shit with me. I am done with you and all of your drama filled shit. May all the shit you have stirred up, slowly drowned you. I hope you're not easily hot, as soon as you die, hell is waiting for you.
Sincerely,
The fed up neighbor.
P. S. I know your kids are moving my stuff around, outside, of my house. If I catch them, they will have a cozy night in jail.